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PLEASE PLEASE NOTE: do NOT even think of getting a weapon!!!! if you can't master the salami without a weapon, you are a frickin dumbass and shouldn't take part in anything outdoors, especially at night. Seriously - weapons are not funny. salami is funny. stick with the meat and leave the guns and ammo at home.
Monday, September 17, 2007
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Interestingly enough, there is a little known, but incredibly powerful martial art called "Tao Salami Fu" (literally, Way of the meat-ladened-fist). This style is sub-divided into two lesser styles, "hard-salami" which deals almost entirely with salami's incredible effectiveness as a weapon, and "soft-salami" which is much more defensively oriented. The few that have mastered both aspects of Tao Salami Fu would be the deadliest people on Earth, had their depth of salami knowledge not brought them to realize that the salami, while a perfect weapon, both offensively and defensively, was not meant for such things, and to use it in that way perverts its true meaning, and they all live in seclusion from the world that so misunderstands salami, and just enjoy it as the perfect food that it was intended as.
RorrimLoof was here.
in other words - don't hit anyone with your salami. (sage advice)
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